I’m going to take a little time-out from the Let’s Play to answer some questions which people seem to have been asking Google; there’ve been some quite unlikely search engine requests showing up on the log, so I’m going to see if I can respond to a few. Yes, these are all real and completely un-edited search requests which brought people to my site.

kresh’s back or worn turtle shield — Either or, really. They’re both pretty good, so I’d say, whichever drops. Kresh’s Back has a small amount of Defense Rating while the Worn Turtle Scale Shield has extra armour, but given that both are ilvl 20 blues, the difference at that point is honestly negligable. Mostly, it comes down to which you think looks cooler. I prefer Kresh’s Back, myself.

dodongo dislikes smoke — Yes he does. Please stop searching for this, I swear it’s possibly the most popular search term this blog receives.

what do you do when it says dodongo dislikes smoke — oh god

scourgelord tyrannus without wiping — This is not a difficult boss, just use your head. Don’t attack or heal when you’ve got Overlord’s Brand, because attacking with the brand will hurt the tank (much like Mirrored Soul) and healing while you’ve got the brand will heal Tyrannus. It only lasts a few seconds, so just take your hands off the keyboard and wait for it to go away. Also, avoid the aerial attacks if possible, and if you get targetted by the dragon, run like a motherfucker. With all that in mind, you’ll do fine.

can overlords brand be dispelled — No. Stop asking.

shall i give you dis pear? — I certainly wouldn’t say no. So delicious.

assassin’s creed 2 was unfulfilling — That’s not even a question, that’s an opinion. Why on earth are you searching for this?

what is the book green man blue cat about? — It’s not actually a real book. It’s a joke.

anal sex — Not right now, thanks.

tar content djarum black — 10mg.

ffxi which xp ring to use? — Not the Chariot Band. Either of the other two are fine, but the Chariot Band doesn’t give you as much bang for your buck. (Edit: Click here!)

can you own a chariot band and emperor ring at the same time — No.